ostracizedpoodle:
at your next eye exam tell your doctor “all i see is signs all i see is dollar signs”
(via ryaninwonderland)
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner